Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Post Election Tidbits




Team PNoy vs. UNA on Senatorial battle:


            Team PNoy:   9 Winners
            UNA:               3 Winners


Or
            Team PNoy:   3 Losers
            UNA:               6 Losers (UNA fielded only 9)


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Battle of the Bailiwicks:


UNA’s Three Kings: (Binay, Estrada, Enrile)


            MAKATI (Binay’s Bailiwick):
            UNA:               4 Winners
            Team PNoy:   8 Winners


                  Nancy Binay:      No. 3
                  JV E. Estrada:      No. 7
                  Jack Enrile:          No. 17


            SAN JUAN (Estrada’s Bailiwick):
            UNA:               4 Winners
            Team PNoy:   8 Winners


                  JV E. Estrada:      No. 2
                  Nancy Binay:      No. 14
                  Jack Enrile:          No. 18


            MANILA (Estrada’s Bailiwick):
            UNA:               4 Winners
            Team PNoy:   8 Winners


                  JV E. Estrada:      No. 9
                  Nancy Binay:      No. 12
                  Jack Enrile:          No. 18


            CAGAYAN (Enrile’s Bailiwick);
            UNA:               4 Winners
            Team PNoy    8 Winners


                  Jack Enrile:          No. 1
                  Nancy Binay:      No. 2
                  JV E. Estrada       No. 8


COMMENTS:  The results show that even in the bailiwicks of the Three Kings, UNA candidates lost to Team PNoy (8-4).   In Binay’s bailiwick, Jack Enrile lost; in Estrada’s, Nancy Binay and Jack Enrile lost; and in Enrile’s, Nancy Binay, JV E. Estrada, and Jack Enrile won.   In short, the Three Kings could not deliver for UNA.  Only Enrile delivered for the children of the other Kings. In fact, in Enrile’s bailiwick, Jack Enrile is No. 1 as expected.   In Binay’s bailiwick, Nancy Binay is only No. 3.  In Estrada’s San Juan, JV Ejercito Estrada is only No. 2.  In Estrada’s Manila, JV is only No. 9.


Team PNoy’s Three Aces (PNoy, Roxas, Drilon):


            TARLAC (PNOY’s Bailiwick)
            UNA:               3 Winners
            Team PNoy:   9 Winners
           
            CAPIZ (Roxas’ Bailiwick):
            UNA:               1 Winner
            Team PNoy:   11 Winners


            ILOILO (Drilon’s Bailiwick):
            UNA:               2 Winners
            Team PNoy:   10 Winners


COMMENTS:  The results show that in the bailiwicks of the Three Aces, Team PNoy clobbered UNA – only 3 of UNA’s candidates won in PNoy’s Tarlac; only 2 in Drilon’s Iloilo; and only 1 in Roxas’ Capiz.  JV E. Estrada and Jack Enrile lost in all three but Nancy Binay survived in all.


CONCLUSION: In the Battle of the Bailiwicks, UNA’s Three Kings lose to Team PNoy’s Three Aces.


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Battle of the Brands


Winning Brands:
No. 1 -                      “Poe”      (Daughter of Fernando Poe, Jr. and Susan Roces)
No. 2 -                      “Legarda” (former wife of Leviste; twice Senate                                                                                                                                                topnotcher; twice VP candidate (FPJ and Villar)
No. 3 -                      “Cayetano” (Brother of Sen. Pia Cayetano; Taguig Cayetano                                                                                                                      Clan
No. 4 -                      “Escudero” (Bicol’s Escudero Clan)
No. 5 -                      “Binay” (Daughter of VP Binay; Makati’s Binay Clan
No. 6 -                      “Angara” (Son of Senator Edgardo Angara; Aurora’s Angara                                                                                                   Clan
No. 7 -                      “Aquino” (First cousin of PNoy; Tarlac’s Aquino Clan
No. 8 -                      “Pimentel” (Son of former Senate President Nene                                                                                                                                             Pimentel; Cagayan de Oro’s Pimentel Clan
No. 9 -                      “Trillanes” (Military Rebel against Gloria M. Arroyo)
No. 10 -                   “Villar”  (Wife of former Senate President Manny Villar;                                                                                                                              Las Pinas’ Villar Clan
No. 11 -                   “Estrada” (Son of former President Erap Estrada; San                                                                                                                                   Juan’s Estrada Clan
No. 12 -                   “Honasan” (Gringo, military rebel against Marcos and Cory                                                                                                                     Aquino


Losing Brands:  Zambales’ “Gordon”; Bukidnon’s “Zubiri”; Cagayan’s “Enrile”;                                                                              Zambales’ “Magsaysay”; Palawan’s “Hagedorn”; Manila’s                                                                                             “Maceda”; Jesus is Lord’s “Brother Villanueva”.


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Kuwentong Barbero:


Tanong: Bakit sa karamihang lugar ang botohan ay hindi Straight Ticket?


Sagot:  Paano ang “Tuwid Na Daan” nasisingitan ng “Tatlong Daan” o kung minsan Dalawang Limang Daan.


Tanong: Paano mo alam na kasado na ang pagsingit ng kandidato mo at kung magkano ang bigay?


Sagot: Pagtinaas ang isang kamay at sabay sabing, “Give me five.” Siyempre, matuwid at maliwanag na limang daan.


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Ages of Winners


‘30s:  Aquino (36)
‘40s: Poe (44), Escudero (43), Cayetano (42), Binay (40), Angara    (40), Pimentel 49, Trillanes (41) and Ejercito Estrada (42);
‘50s: Legarda (53)
‘60s:  Villar (62) and Honasan (65)          


The influence of the New and E-Gen in the new Senate is unmistakably clear.


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