Team PNoy vs. UNA on Senatorial battle:
Team PNoy: 9 Winners
UNA: 3
Winners
Or
Team PNoy: 3 Losers
UNA: 6
Losers (UNA fielded only 9)
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Battle of the Bailiwicks:
UNA’s Three Kings:
(Binay, Estrada, Enrile)
MAKATI (Binay’s Bailiwick):
UNA: 4 Winners
Team PNoy: 8 Winners
Nancy
Binay: No. 3
JV E.
Estrada: No. 7
Jack
Enrile: No. 17
SAN JUAN (Estrada’s Bailiwick):
UNA: 4 Winners
Team PNoy: 8 Winners
JV E.
Estrada: No. 2
Nancy
Binay: No. 14
Jack
Enrile: No. 18
MANILA (Estrada’s Bailiwick):
UNA: 4 Winners
Team PNoy: 8 Winners
JV E.
Estrada: No. 9
Nancy
Binay: No. 12
Jack
Enrile: No. 18
CAGAYAN (Enrile’s Bailiwick);
UNA: 4
Winners
Team PNoy 8 Winners
Jack
Enrile: No. 1
Nancy
Binay: No. 2
JV E.
Estrada No. 8
COMMENTS: The results show that even in the bailiwicks of the Three
Kings, UNA candidates lost to Team PNoy (8-4). In Binay’s
bailiwick, Jack Enrile lost; in Estrada’s, Nancy Binay and Jack Enrile lost;
and in Enrile’s, Nancy Binay, JV E. Estrada, and Jack Enrile won.
In short, the Three Kings could not deliver for UNA. Only
Enrile delivered for the children of the other Kings. In fact, in Enrile’s
bailiwick, Jack Enrile is No. 1 as expected. In Binay’s bailiwick,
Nancy Binay is only No. 3. In Estrada’s San Juan, JV Ejercito Estrada is
only No. 2. In Estrada’s Manila, JV is only No. 9.
Team PNoy’s Three
Aces (PNoy, Roxas, Drilon):
TARLAC (PNOY’s Bailiwick)
UNA: 3
Winners
Team PNoy: 9 Winners
CAPIZ (Roxas’ Bailiwick):
UNA: 1
Winner
Team PNoy: 11 Winners
ILOILO (Drilon’s Bailiwick):
UNA: 2
Winners
Team PNoy: 10 Winners
COMMENTS: The results show that in the bailiwicks
of the Three Aces, Team PNoy clobbered UNA – only 3 of UNA’s candidates won in
PNoy’s Tarlac; only 2 in Drilon’s Iloilo; and only 1 in Roxas’ Capiz. JV
E. Estrada and Jack Enrile lost in all three but Nancy Binay survived in all.
CONCLUSION: In the
Battle of the Bailiwicks, UNA’s Three Kings lose to Team PNoy’s Three Aces.
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Battle of the
Brands
Winning Brands:
No. 1 - “Poe” (Daughter of Fernando Poe, Jr. and Susan
Roces)
No. 2 - “Legarda”
(former wife of Leviste; twice Senate topnotcher;
twice VP candidate (FPJ and Villar)
No. 3 - “Cayetano”
(Brother of Sen. Pia Cayetano; Taguig Cayetano Clan
No. 4 - “Escudero”
(Bicol’s Escudero Clan)
No. 5 - “Binay”
(Daughter of VP Binay; Makati’s Binay Clan
No. 6 - “Angara”
(Son of Senator Edgardo Angara; Aurora’s Angara Clan
No. 7 - “Aquino”
(First cousin of PNoy; Tarlac’s Aquino Clan
No. 8 - “Pimentel”
(Son of former Senate President Nene Pimentel;
Cagayan de Oro’s Pimentel Clan
No. 9 - “Trillanes”
(Military Rebel against Gloria M. Arroyo)
No. 10 - “Villar”
(Wife of former Senate President Manny Villar; Las
Pinas’ Villar Clan
No. 11 - “Estrada”
(Son of former President Erap Estrada; San Juan’s
Estrada Clan
No. 12 - “Honasan”
(Gringo, military rebel against Marcos and Cory Aquino
Losing Brands: Zambales’ “Gordon”; Bukidnon’s “Zubiri”;
Cagayan’s “Enrile”; Zambales’
“Magsaysay”; Palawan’s “Hagedorn”; Manila’s “Maceda”;
Jesus is Lord’s “Brother Villanueva”.
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Kuwentong Barbero:
Tanong: Bakit sa karamihang lugar ang botohan ay hindi Straight
Ticket?
Sagot: Paano ang “Tuwid Na Daan” nasisingitan ng “Tatlong
Daan” o kung minsan Dalawang Limang Daan.
Tanong: Paano mo alam na kasado na ang pagsingit ng kandidato mo
at kung magkano ang bigay?
Sagot: Pagtinaas ang isang kamay at sabay sabing, “Give me five.”
Siyempre, matuwid at maliwanag na limang daan.
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Ages of Winners
‘30s:
Aquino (36)
‘40s: Poe (44), Escudero (43), Cayetano (42),
Binay (40), Angara (40), Pimentel 49,
Trillanes (41) and Ejercito Estrada (42);
‘50s: Legarda (53)
‘60s: Villar
(62) and Honasan (65)
The influence of the New
and E-Gen in the new Senate is unmistakably clear.
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